Michael Bay does Victoria's Secret commercial
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It's very early 90s, don't you think?

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Tarantino in really bad Japanese ad
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CBS cares, wants women to have their PAP "schmear" for the holidays
[info]applejane wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt
For the vaginas that celebrate for eight crazy nights:


For the vaginas that get visited by Santa:



Perhaps the most awesomely unexpectedly entertaining part of The Amazing Race 15’s finale last night was a PSA that aired during one of the commercial breaks. It’s so random and amusing, if not a little jarring, that I thought it was a parody at first:

Yes, CBS wants you to give a pap smear as a present. The best part is that there’s also a generic holiday version (though with a Santa reference), and one targeted toward Jewish viewers that is the most fun of all, as it has both double-entendre and a reference to a “schmear”:

CBS senior VP Matthew Margo, who created the PSAs, wrote on the web site for CBS Cares, where you can watch all of the different versions, about where the idea came from: dinner (“I was waiting for my appetizer when I overheard two women diners talking about pap smears”).

Margo told the New York Daily News that “The menorah can mean different things to different people. It’s just a menorah, not a flamethrower. We exercised a lot of restraint.” He also said “If your main objective is to offend no one, than you’re on a fast track to being irrelevant. In the case of Pap smears, we knew in order to communicate more effectively, there was a possibility that some viewers — and it’s a real minority — might be offended.”

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Madonna & Gaga had a Dance Off!
[info]pompouscunt wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt
Madonna Interview on GMTV.
Part 2 is aired today.

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Leap Year production stills featuring Matthew Goode and some other people
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Some of these photos are old, but most of them were just released a few days ago and I haven't seen them posted yet. Leap Year opens January 8, 2010.






Moar here )

~its barbie bitch!~
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A place haunted by Lennon's murder
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John Lennon was killed on December 8, 1980 outside the Dakota building in New York City.

Editor's note: CNN Contributor Bob Greene is a bestselling author whose new book is "Late Edition: A Love Story."

(CNN) -- Maybe if you're a New Yorker, you grow accustomed to the sight.

Maybe if you live in the city, it becomes just another part of the Manhattan landscape.



But if you're from somewhere else, visiting, and you're not expecting to encounter it. . . )


Ragweeds: Chapter 5 - Lost Poetry, Forgotten Rain
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From the author that brought you The Ex Factor & The Search For Myself...

Story: Ragweeds
Update: Chapter 5 - Lost Poetry, Forgotten Rain
Rated: M for: Angst, Drama, Romance, Lemons, Language, Drugs, Physical Abuse, & more. All Human. *OOC.*.
Pairings: Edward & Bella
Story Breakdown: Bella & Edward are two broken kids in foster care who meet under tragic circumstances. When the world wants them apart, fate seals them together. Can they fight to stay together? And at what cost?

*** Associated Ragweeds Links: Twilighted Forum
Previous Chapters: Preface | One | Two | Three | Four | Five |

NOTE: Breakdowns, Sneak Peaks, and Links all BEHIND the link.
Nothing rings more honest than a hopeful man forgotten, with a heartfelt lyric and no tune. )

guess who?
[info]imlostbrotha wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt


KATY PERRY

SHE POSTED IT ALONG WITH THIS MESSAGE ON TWITTER:

"where are you Katy Hudson? This was my first 8X10 probably around 11 years old... Ahh memory lane..."

source: twitter

damn...lol

this was my reaction when i saw my initial crap post:



HIMYM Producer Carter Bays Talks BroTP Breakup, What's in Store
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It's almost hard to believe that “How I Met Your Mother” was once considered a bubble show. For the first several seasons, fans waited with anticipation and apprehension for news of a renewal. But co-creator and executive producer Carter Bays was never too worried.

“It just felt like it's a good show. It's a good story,” Bays told Show Tracker. “You just have to have the faith that when you tell a good story, people will want to listen to it.”

They're certainly listening now. Currently in its fifth season, “Mother” is getting more press than ever thanks to classic, lexicon-entering plots like Slapsgiving and Robin Sparkles, a slew of high-profile guest stars (thanks for the ratings bump, Britney Spears) and all-around superstar Neil Patrick Harris, who plays womanizing cad Barney Stinson. This past year, the show was recognized by the Emmy Awards with its first nomination for outstanding comedy series. Fans dissect clues relating to the show's central mystery – who is the mother? – with a level of scrutiny and screen-capturing that is comparable to devotees of “Lost.” And in January, the show will air its 100th episode, which features guest stars Rachel Bilson, Tim Gunn and Stacy Keibler, as well as a musical number starring the entire regular cast.

“It was a very exciting week,” Bays said about filming the episode last month. “Any chance we get to have a little celebration, we pounce on it because it's kind of a ridiculous love-fest over here.”

One love-fest that did not last was the pairing of commitment-phobes Barney and Robin (Cobie Smulders). Recently, I spoke with Bays about what was behind the breakup, why Ted has gotten no love this season and what's ahead for the best friends since “Friends.”

“There's going to be some big shake-ups in the second half of the season between the characters,” Bays promised.

Challenge accepted! )

latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2009/12/how-i-met-your-mother-big-shakeups-are-in-store-says-executive-producer-carter-bays.html

(mild spoilers behind cut)

Kristen Stewart & Eddie Redmayne in 'The Yellow Handkerchief'
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Gordy (Eddie Redmayne) suggests that Martin (Kristen Stewart) kiss him.

SOURCE: http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809846734/video/17023990

Carrie Underwood: An All-Star Holiday Special Clips
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O Holy Night

More of Carrie being awesome... )
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I'll post more as I find them.

What the elf?!
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Jenny McCarthy: Elf Party Pretty )

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Cindy Crawford: Malibu MILF )

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Jennifer Aniston: Holiday Party Host )

Pad Crashin with Glee's Cory Monteith
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Pad Crashin with Glee's Cory Monteith



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Matthew Morrison @ Kennedy Center Honors
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Glee
star Matthew Morrison suits up in a tuxedo by Burberry and shoes by Aldo at the 32nd Kennedy Center Honors event in Washington, D.C. on Sunday (December 6).
The 31-year-old actor took part in a salute to legend Mel Brooks, who co-created the film and musical Young Frankenstein as well as other classic films and plays.
“I like crossing the line every now and then, and [Mel] is kind of the master of crossing that line, being a little offensive at times,” Matt said. “The man is a living legend.”
During the event, Matt also sang “Springtime for Hitler,” a song from the classic musical The Producers!
Others honored at the evening’s celebration include Bruce Springsteen, Robert De Niro, musician Dave Brubeck and opera singer Grace Bumbry.
If you can’t get enough of Matthew, Glee’s fall finale airs this Wednesday at 9/8c on FOX!

Source -- justjared.buzznet.com/2009/12/07/matthew-morrison-is-burberry-brilliant/+ 5 more )

sorry guys, OJ's ass is intact
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Officials Deny O.J. Simpson Prison Beating Rumors



Internet rumors on Monday that O.J. Simpson was hospitalized after being attacked in prison appeared to be untrue.

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I knew it was too good to be true...
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Ryan Sheckler's Lil Bro Beats Stalker
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Possible stalkers, take heed -- Ryan Sheckler's teenage brother will open up a can of whoop ass if you get too close to his star bro.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Shane Sheckler got into an altercation with a middle-aged guy who kept showing up at the family home. We're told the guy was turned away once by Ryan's mom, but showed up again late Saturday night.

The middle Sheckler bro returned home at around 11:00 PM and encountered the alleged intruder and the two of them got into it. By the time cops arrived, we're told they found the alleged intruder in the street nursing wounds from the altercation.

The alleged intruder was taken to the hospital. He has not been charged yet -- but we're told he probably will be once he leaves the hospital.
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Shakira To Guest On Wizards of Waverly Place
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Wizards of Waverly Place is bringing in the guest stars!

Super sensation Shakira is coming on set to hang with stars Selena Gomez, David Henrie and Jake T. Austin.

Shakira dished to Access Hollywood about her guest starring role, saying, “Shakira doesn’t really exist. She’s one of Kelbo’s creations. It’s a complicated thing. I’m actually making fun of myself (laughs). I had a great time on set, it was so fun.”

She added about star Selena Gomez, “She’s a good, talented artist. [Selena] has a great voice…the whole cast made me feel at home. They’re great.”



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Post Of Bands With Letter Names : NFG, AFI, MxPx
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NFG 10th Anniversary, Tour Dates Announced

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Next year New Found Glory will celebrate the tenth anniversary of their album, New Found Glory, will a deluxe reissue and a 42-date tour which will feature the album in its entirety each night. Accompanying them on the run will be Saves The Day, hellogoodbye and Fireworks.

Regarding the reissue, the album is due out January 26, 2010 and will feature the record itself, bonus tracks and remixes and the band's 2002 DVD, The Story So Far.

Dates.............. )




AFI Plans New Web Series

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AFI will host a new web series via Buzznet. Premiering December 10th at 4:00 pm PST, the online show promises to look behind the scenes on the making of the band's 2009 album, Crash Love. You can check out some more details and a trailer here : http://afi.buzznet.com/user/journal/5553731/afi-transmission-series-premieres-12/




MxPx: "Auld Lang Syne" Free Download

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MxPx have posted a free download of the New Year's Eve Holiday traditional, "Auld Lang Syne." The song is the only cover on their recently released Christmas album, Punk Rawk Christmas. Grab a copy of the song here: http://mxpx.com/xmas_song_giveaway.php

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Deftones team up with Metallica, Blink-182, My Chemical Romance for Chi Cheng auction
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Deftones have announced details of a charity auction setup to raise money for bassist Chi Cheng, who has been left in a semi-conscious state since a serious car accident in November 2008.

The band have enlisted the help of Metallica, My Chemical Romance, System Of A Down, Slayer and HIM for the auction, with prizes ranging from signed guitars to a day's studio time with Blink-182's Mark Hoppus.

The auction, which is due to end tomorrow (December 8.....some ending December 15) can be found at Charitybuzz.com/benefitforchi.

Here's a list of some of the other items.......... )

Speaking about the situation, Deftones frontman Chino Moreno said he still hopes that Cheng will make a full recovery.

He stated: "I truly believe he will return to us one day when he is good and rested with a great story to tell in his off the wall Cheng sense of humour. Chi is one tuff 'MF' and if anyone can make it through this, it's gonna be him."

In a video interview with NME.COM back in September, Moreno said he was still hopeful that Cheng will play with the band again.

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